feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

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If this isn’t a cocktease then I don’t know what is

If this isn’t a cocktease then I don’t know what is


If this isn’t a cocktease then I don’t know what is

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i get so happy when people come to me and asks about video games like

yES ask me about video games, talk to me about video games, laugh with me about video games, cry with me about video games, breathe video games with me…

i love video games

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Remember when everyone was complaining about MK8 character roster?



when ur friend invents a crack ship and u fall for it 


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hey there fuckers

if you reblog this, youll get one of these image

based off of your blog! wooooooooooooo


oh yeah make sure your submit is open

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Question Game

I got tagged by t3hroach !

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them


1. What is your ethnic background?

Both my mom and dad’s family were of Italians, so I have a strong Italian origin. But from my dad’s side, there’s also a bit of German, especially on the surname

2. Do you regret anything?

I regret being less worried about my grades during middle school and high school. I missed a lot of events with my classmates because of that. And look where I am right now: family is with a big financial difficulty, and even though I keep studying hard, I can’t help them earn that much money. It’s fucked up

3. What do you do for a living?

I’ll be a formed lawyer in December! So far, I’m just a college student.

4. What was your first kiss like or how do you imagine your first kiss?

(I’m 22 yrs old and I’m picking the second part of the question, you need any further proof of how pathetic I really am?) With someone that I really like. That’s it. I don’t like the idea of losing your first kiss with the first hooker that shows up near home, like most guys do. Personal taste here

5. How would your classmates remember you?

Hum, probably like the serious, antisocial dude. But my closest friends never thought bad things about me: they constantly reminded me how kind I was for teaching them the stuff I knew for tests and etc.

6. What are your best memories from school?

The joke and all the troubles that my friends got into. Learning at that time was getting boring, but I’m glad that my classmates were really funny, so it wasn’t so bad for me to stay there.

7. What are your parents like?

Mom is really sweet. She is definetly the best mom in the world: every single problem that I have and I tell her, she knows exactly how to make me feel better. Sure, she’s also a bit harsh on me once in a while, and other times she gets angry for no reason, but even so she’ll always be the best woman I’ll ever meet in my life.

Dad is…. a complicated fella. He works too much (kind of), and yet when he gets back home he complains about everyone and everything, as if they are all against him or something. He’s a complexed guy. A few years ago he had done some shit that I still haven’t forgiven him from doing, but that doesn’t mean I hate him. He’s pretty nice with me and my brother. I only wished that he could be like that with mom too :/

8. Do you have a nickname?

It’s Fefs! I have it since I was tiny little boy!

9. What’s your zodiac/star sign?


10. Do you have any pets?

I have one tiny Australian bird, Quico. He’s a bit shy, and he tweets very loud sometimes, which’s a bit annoying. I used to have another one, Zequinha, which was so cute, lika a tiny puppy. Unfortunately he had already passed away, they don’t live that long.

11. What was your last dream about?

Right now I took a nap, and in that dream I dreamt that I had to hide my new girlfriend (?) from my parents, so I usually made her hide in the bathroom and stuff. I remember groping her breast in the dream too, but that was before I had to hide her, idk :/

My questions:

1- At school, are you (were you) a good student?

2- What was the last book you’ve read?

3- What is your favorite food?

4- Do you consider yourself a independent person? (as in to not depend on others to do things)

5- Do you believe in true love?

6- Do you get along with your family?

7- What are you doing right now? (Besides answering this question, not going to fool me!)

8- Is there someone from your follower list you want to give a hug right now?

9- Math or History?

10- Magic or Science?

11- Pirates or Ninjas?